Turtlenecks Mess Hair

 

“Julienne, you really brought me a lot of turtlenecks.”

“Mom, you tell me you are always cold.”

 “The place is always cold.”

“So I looked through your clothes and brought your warmer tops.”

 “They are much warmer than my other tops.”

“I thought you would be happy that I brought them.”

“When the aide puts my turtleneck on she messes my hair.”

 “Do you want me to bring your turtlenecks home with me?”

“No, it’s OK; who do I have to impress anyway.”